I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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