I just made out with a guy for $7.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I pour the whiskey from now on
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
