Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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