Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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