Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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