someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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