Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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