How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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