She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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