That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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