do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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