If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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