Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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