it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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