i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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