Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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