I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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