Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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