We named our party play list daddy issues
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am mentally ready for anal.
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