we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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