hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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