me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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