we're blogging at a bar
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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