those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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