just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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