Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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