yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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