This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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