Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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