Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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