Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i out mim tonsoeep
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