what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Randomize
