is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
