What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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