Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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