i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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