dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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