I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
