his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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