Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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