Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Randomize
