big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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