Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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