I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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