Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Randomize
