I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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