hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The dick lei will go down in squad history
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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