Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
one might say we're banned from that church
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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