I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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