Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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